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My Garden Checklist

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Things to do in the Garden (by Messi)

1. Dig a hole

2. Dig a trench

3. Bury bones

4. Play with a ball

5. Eat leaves

6. Eat grass

7. Eat passion fruit (yuck!)

8. Fight with Rotti

9. Steal Rotti’s food (nyek nyek nyek..)

10. Kill snakes (2 to date; second one was a small one and not too heroic enough to blog about it..)

11. Kill bats (1 to date)

12. Kill cockroaches (20+ to date)

13. Kill snails (10+ to date)

14. Kill rats (1 to date)

15. Catch a bird (*^&*^%&^$ they are fast and can FLY! )

16. Catch a butterfly

17. Mark territory on car tyres..

18. Splash water!

19. Bark at and scared off postman

20. Barked at and scared off garbage truck

21. Bite wired fence

22. Plant a tree

23. Found buried trasure

24. Climbed a tree

25. Catch an iguana

26. Clean the drain

27. Mow the lawn

28. Hang clothes to dry

29. Paint graffitti

30. Wash the car..

31. Escaped from house compounds (harder now because I can barely fit under the gate dy..)

Phew…so much has been done…much more to do..

…All in a days work for a dog..:-D

Higher Education, Indeed!

Somehow, you just know the new generation of kids are taught stuff at a much higher level these days when you see these kind of posters on the walls of their pre-schools…

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Yup, I’m pretty sure I never learnt about such a shape when I was a little boy…:-p

Makes me wonder what they will learn in primary school? War tactics?

and Astrophysics in secondary school?

!!!

The Tunnel Sketch

A recent news article about how both the Malaysian and Singaporean Governments are considering building an undersea tunnel to connect the two countries certainly raised many eyebrows.

To me, it raised more than than that! It brought back some funny memories of a Singaporean audio sketch about a local company winning a tender exercise to initiate this tunnel project between Singapore and Malaysia.

Check out the hiliarious sketch called ‘The Tunnel’ below:

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….and its follow up sketch that pokes fun at the progress of the tunnel…

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Hahaha…now I just can’t wait to see the actual results if we do indeed build this undersea tunnel! :-D

Friday Funnies!

Check out the following language used as labels on toys/accessories I noticed…

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Holiday Comparison

Since we have just entered into 2012, I thought it would be interesting to share and compare the number of public holidays Malaysia has vs the rest of the world in 2012.

The first photo shows a listing of several countries like India, Hong Kong, Australia, USA, UK, Taiwan, China, etc. and their public holidays, which can be consolidated into 3 columns…:

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And here we have the LONG list of public holidays in Malaysia (gasp!), which is also about 3 columns long!:

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Now, who says we have TOO MANY holidays in Malaysia? :-P

Smells like a Champion!

Wanna know what Champions smell like? Or do you want to smell like one?

Check out what I saw in a hypermarket brochure….

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Manchester United PERFUME!!!!

Gasp!!! Would I project the smell of intimidation everywhere I go? Or perhaps smell like a hairdryer? Or the smell of confidence?

Ahh….temptation, temptation…:-P

Shocked!

Ever thought of exhibition booths to be one the safest places to work?

Think again! I was totally SHOCKED with what I saw at a recent exhibition

Check out how this dangerous and hazardous electrical power thingy is conveniently placed alongside other exhibition booths? I even noticed many people had no idea what it was and kept using it as a table to fill up forms!

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Strange ABCs

Do you think the quality of English of our country’s next generation is all about the PPSMI issue? Not so. Methinks we gotta go down to a level much much lower than that…

If you are someone who isn’t worried about our young children’s educational books, today’s blog will definitely give you something to worry about. If you are already worried about such educational materials, today’s blog is bound to push you over the edge!

Now we all know how important it is for a child to learn the ABCs. It is after all, the very basic foundation for a child to master the language. As a father of two kids, I have seen many ABC books – you know, the one that spells out A for Apple, B for Ball, etc. but I have to say I have never come across the ABC book I have recently observed.

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Firstly, it’s scary enough to note that the book is published as a 1Malaysia series thingy. How it managed to get that status is beyond me. But the main highlight of the books of the series is the strange identifications of an English word associated with the corresponding alphabet.

For example, the typical word associated with A would be like Apple or Ant, right? In these pages, you get stuff like A for Air-Conditioner… and that is already a very SANE example. Try not to laugh too hard when you check out some of the more weirder ones below…

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Do we actually need to teach our kids about this strange species that most people have not even heard of?

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I laughed so hard when I saw this, but when I did a quick Google, I found out that there IS (gasp!) such an animal! It is essentially a hybrid between a zebra and an equine. Question is, why the strange choice?

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Another laughable inclusion. A quick search on Wiki taught me that it also exists, well, sort of – as it is defined as an extinct sub-species of the plains zebra. How it got resurrected in print again is a total mystery!

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Erm…no other normal-looking words that begin with N? Sigh..

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Ooh…they couldn’t put the English word because it starts with B…:-p

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Learnt something new again here…!

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Somehow, just ‘zebra’ won’t cut it..:-p

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Must be so difficult to come up with an M word…”-p

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‘Duck’ would have been too obvious, huh?

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The company must be so honored to be associated with this book…

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Whoa…publisher must really love food…

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More proof…:-P

 

So next time before you buy an ABC book, better check through to confirm it wasn’t a joke book, ok? :-P

If this book is a model of the type of English learning tools we publish, I shudder to think of what is being published for our students at the primary or even tertiary levels! :-o

 

 

 

Where do Girls Brigade officers park their cars?

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Friday Funnies!

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Ever seen a product that is so passionate in promoting itself? Hehe..:-D

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