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Dewing Good!

I’m proud to say that some of fruit trees in our own home garden has been blooming rather well since their plantings! Well, my wife is the certainly the one with the green fingers since I usually only see fruits cut up and ready to be eaten! Heh.

Anyway, here are a few shots I took in the morning of our papaya  and mango tree. Just love the dew drops formed and sitting there, almost like posing for the camera. Ha. Or perhaps I have been playing wayyyy too much Droplets? :-p

Note that the pictures of the papaya tree were taken when it was slightly below my height. The tree has already grown taller than me as of this blog post. Seriously. :-D

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And the mango tree has started to bloom its flower bud….or at least I think that’s what they call it. I guess it should be fruiting pretty soon! Yummy!

Nurturing National Slackers

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In the industry or even in the universities, there is always much talk about identifying one’s strength or niche area to focus on, being a specialist rather then a generalist, etc.

Well, from what I’ve seen so far, one thing that Malaysia seems to be very good at is nurturing slackers. We don’t have to go through a time travel machine to go back so far in the past to review this.

Just look at the recent joke of decisions and policies that had been made…

About 2 weeks ago, it was announced that there would be a special 50% discount on all traffic summonses for traffic offenders. Much debate ensued about where is the fairness in this ‘merciful’ act, especially to all ‘good’ citizens who promptly settled their summonses earlier. In my opinion, all traffic offenders need to be penalised because the law has been broken. So, the question that begs an answer is not whether a discount has been given or not, or whether being made to queue for hours is irrational… but actually, what is the key message that the GOM is giving out to the public through this discount exercise.

Surely those who fail to pay their summonses after a certain deadline should be penalised more and those who pay promptly should be rewarded with a discount instead?

I also remember a couple of years back when the GOM was seriously pushing for the rakyat to renew their existing identity cards to the new MyKAD. A certain deadline was given and as it loomed nearer, there was still a huge mass of people who have not changed to the MyKAD. The best solution the powers that be came up with: let’s throw in a competition of sorts that would enable all new (ie late) MyKAD holders to be eligible for a lucky draw to win a car! Sorry I can’t remember what type of car (or cars) were given away because I was in shock when the superb decision was carried out.

Surely, if there were a couple of new cars just waiting to be thrown into some contest, the eligible participants should be those who were prompt in getting their MyKADs renewed?

And what about the PTPN fiasco where millions of ringgit were given out to students to pursue their studies. Unfortunately, whilst the gesture was noble and right, apparently the system was not in place to recover the funds that was going out. So in the end, thousands of students who benefited from such loans never bothered or even didn’t know how to pay the money back!

Surely all the students that took the loans could be tracked to their employment or even their bank accounts; or a better mechanism put in place to recover all the monies that disappeared?; or some rewards for loaners who pay back regularly?

What I have personally learnt from episodes such as the ones above include…

1. If I commit an offence, it is OK not to react immediately. There will definitely be a bail out or discount or contest somewhere in the future….

2. The systems in place (if ever there was one) is so weak that I can take advantage if it.

3. No urgency from the GOM to chase me for my offence means no urgency from me as well.

How are we going to cultivate a first class mentality of people when we continue to nurture a nation of slackers through such incidences? Sigh.

His First Time…

I knew it was my master’s first time.

I could feel the excessive sweat on his palms slide off my neck as he carried me gently and laid me down. I could feel the tension in his touch. The grip he had on me was unlike any other day. It was going to be a whole new experience for him. And me.

Yup. It was definitely his first time.

I became worried when he produced a toolbox in his other hand. Was there a need for that? Surely there shouldn’t be much of a need for excessive violence. Or power tools?

I waited curiously as he opened the toolbox and took out a pair of pliers. Gasp. My worry turned into fright. Then he put it back in the toolbox and whipped out a small screwdriver instead. I saw a smile flash on his face…

I braced myself for pain. I prayed it won’t be too long for me to endure. I hoped my master knew what he was doing.

Pop.

It was done. If there was any pain, I did not feel it. I’m glad he did his homework. Or was it plain luck? For a moment, I let out a breath of relief.

Then all of a sudden, I felt something like a twisted hard piece of wire being inserted into the hole that had been revealed. And then the stub-like pin that was removed earlier was pushed into me. Hard.

I tried to scream but no sound was audible. My master then took the other end of the wire that was inserted and proceeded to tie a knot near my neck. It all happened so fast. It also felt rough and raw. Messy. Unorganised.

Yup. It was definitely his first time.

Moments later, it was finished. My master seemed satisfied at his work. Usually, he would just pass me to some of his church youths to fix me up but I guess he decided to try it out for himself today. His first time.

Me? I’m glad it was all over too. I may not as pretty as before but I’m fully operational now…

…a guitar with a broken string no more.

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Sunset in Ipoh

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Development in Ipoh may be slow when compared to KL or Penang, but at least one can still capture a sunset looking over the city horizon.

Ahhhhh….nice. :-D

Noted in Reverse

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Recently attended an event organised by MOSTI (Ministry of Science, Technology and Innovation) and one of the goodies they threw into the take-away bag was this notepad above.

Immediate reaction was that I found it strange the notepad cover (or the pages inside) were printed upside down.

Then again, this IS a MOSTI event anyway….so, could this be MOSTI’s definition of ‘innovation’?….gasp….:-o

Seen the Silliness of the Cebu?

Since my kids started to like and watch Veggie Tales ( a lot!!), I have been somewhat exposed to their brand of refreshing silliness and witty humour too. One of the more popular segment in their videos are the Silly Songs with Larry skit where they will render a totally silly song, most of the time without meaning, just plain silly. Ha.

From the numerous silly songs I have heard so far, one of my personal favourites has got to be The Song of the Cebu -- which has a catchy beat to it that you just can’t help but sing or tap along to, ridiculous lyrics and excellent script. Listen out for the ‘Cebu beat’ whenever the word Cebu pops out….seriously funny. :-D

But the question that made me think a bit more (strange for a silly song that made me think…) about this song is like what Archibald Asparagus asks in the video,  ”What on earth is a Cebu anyway?!”

Larry’s answer? “It’s kinda like a cow…”

Curious to find out more, I did a quick google and found the following explanation about the Cebu -- or Zebu, rather…hmmmmm

According to Wikipedia,
Zebu (Bos primigenius indicus or Bos indicus), sometimes known as humped cattleindicus cattle, or brahmin cattle are a type of domestic cattle originating in South Asia, particularly the Indian subcontinent. They are characterised by a fatty hump on their shoulders, drooping ears and a large dewlap. They are highly adapted to high temperatures, and are farmed throughout the tropical countries, both as pure zebu and as hybrids with taurine cattle, the other main type of domestic cattle. Zebu are used as draught oxen, as dairy cattle and asbeef cattle, as well as for byproducts such as hides and dung for fuel and manure.

Ohhhh….so now we know!!:-D

So, for those of you who have not heard about Veggie Tales or just needed something silly to zest up your life today, I’m pleased to share this hilarious video -- The Song of the Cebu!

…and of course, the lyrics for you to sing-along with! Lyrics were extracted from Lyricsmode

And now it’s time for Silly Songs With Larry,

the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential image, stereo-phonic, multi-media event — The Song Of The Cebu!

Cebu! This is a song about a boy,
a song about a little boy and his cebus,
a song about a little boy and his three cebus!
the little boy who had a sick cebu,
a sad cebu and a mute cebu -- and also a hippo

Umm, umm, this is me at the airport,
this is my aunt Ruth,
this is me in a bull fight,
this is me fighting a bull ooooo,
this is me and the bull ahhhh
this is me and the bull and i think that’s the bull’s cousin,
he’s a cebu.

Hold it! You call this a multi-media event?
This is a slide projector and, and a bed sheet!
And what on Earth is a cebu anyway?

it’s kinda like a cow, see?

yes, well very good,
this could be interesting, carry on

Cebu! Sing it with me!
Cebu (cebu)

Boy is riding with cebu (boy with ridingthe cebu), into town in his canoe (into town in his canoe)

Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing
achu moo moo achu moo moo
achu moo moo ahcu moo moo
achu moo moo
(achu moo moo achu moo moo
achu moo moo ahcu moo moo
achu moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo)

hippo chewing on bamboo (people chewing on bamboo), can’t see boy and three cebu (can’t see boy and three cebu)

sad cebu is rowing and crying
ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo
ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo moo moo
(ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo
ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo
ba hoo moo moo moo moo)

cebu! (cebu!) cebu! (cebu!)
achu moo moo ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo
ahcu moo moo achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo cebu!

hippo seen by mute cebu (hippo seen by mute cebu), tries to tell the other two (tires to tell the other two)

mute cebu is waving and grunting
uhmmm, uhmmm,
uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm
(uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm,
uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm)

*UH-OH*

Wait! What happens next? (umm)
Does the hippo see them?
Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the eminent danger to the other passengers?
Is the boy injurered?
Why is the sad cebu sad?
Is the canoe wood? Or aluminum?
This is quite dissapointing… I’m going to have to speak to Bob about this.

Oh look a cebu!
(cebu)
wait, thats a water buffalo
no more song about cebu
need another verse or two
audience is standing and leaving
bye bye moo moo bye bye moo
bye bye moo moo moo moo

i want my money back

yeah, that’d be good

Tab in Action: Extreme Retreat!

Wanna see the Samsung Galaxy Tab in action?

check out this hilarious video ad below…

Extreme Retreat…

Ever been lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains with your boss? Well the employees of Manikowski Worldwide have. Fortunately for them they brought along the Galaxy Tab. Watch how they survive.

Impressed?

Now, please listen -- I need to survive too. In case you have not heard, I’m currently suffering from a rare disease that only be cured with one special tablet -- the Samsung Galaxy Tab.

Please save my life TODAY by clicking over to my entry HERE and leave a comment at the bottom. Deadline for ALL comments to come in midnight tonight!

Thank you for saving me……..

Why I Deserve to Win a Samsung Galaxy Tab

YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE TODAY.

READ ON…

The gorgeous object of desire...

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When Samsung annnounced this gorgeous piece of technology,
Having heard and seen it, i fell critically ill immediately;
Yielding to a disease so complicated and seen rarely…

Injections, bandages, lotions, apples – none could provide a cure, even temporarily….

Doc prescribed to me the only known medication,
Especially for a patient with such a condition,
Simply take one tablet for the rest of your life,
Enjoy it everyday, but don’t forget your wife!
Revolutionize and refresh your lifestyle like never before,
Via Samsung’s Galaxy Tablet, the only reliable cure…
Effective and necessary for this current generation!”

The cure…was it really that simple and plain?
Only through this tablet will I be normal again?

What does it contain that makes it so powerful?
In a day and age where pads and pods seemed to rule?
Needless to say I ventured to find out more about the tablet,

And discovered features that seemed to come from beyond our planet…

Sleek and slim with a 7 inch screen fits snugly virtually anywhere
Android 2.2 OS promises a bright future with plenty of apps to share
Multi-touch, capacitive technology screen and also memory expansions
Swype for fun and fast texting and excellent book reader applications
User friendly interface with Flash compatibility for more pleasant browsing
Navigation with A-GPS, social networking hubs and two cameras for video calling
Great business tools with games on the go, let’s forget it’s an excellent phone too!

Given that my sanity and life is at stake,
And time running in turbo without a break,
Luckily the good people at Samsung Univez,
Announced it as a contest main prize;
X-citedly I knew I had to join it,
Yearning for my chance to win the tablet…

That is why I desperately need to win the Samsung Galaxy Tab soon
As the ultimate antidote for my miserable decaying life  and condition
Before I start seeing tablets in everything and start poking without reason…

Simply stunning interface...

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Impressive book reader apps..

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Please help save a life today. My life.

Leave a comment below and help me win the Samsung Galaxy Tab.

THANK YOU…

500!

Woo hoo! Achieved my 3rd 500pt game in my 55th game (0.05%) last week against my sis – this time, it was literally at the buzzer, when her two remaining tiles totalling 2 points gave me the last two points needed to hit exactly 500!

The critical words that fell my way:

QI, IT (64 pts)

BEASTILY (92 pts) – BINGO!

OX, MIX (53 pts)

MOJOES (63 pts)

EN, NA (6 pts buzzer shot)

This is another first for me in a sense that I only had one bingo throughout the game! There goes another theory that I had…So I guess it IS possible to hit 500 with just ONE bingo….and with all other letters falling my way too, I guess..:-D

Droplets 2.0

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I must admit I am very sceptical when some free stuff comes along – especially mobile games. Usually, the gameplay would be extremely lame and boring, or some cheap low grade animations and they flash some ad at you every five minutes or so.

So when I came across this mobile game called Droplets 2.0 by Ximad, that was being offered FREE on Windows Marketplace, I gave it a try without much expectations. Ihave to say this game totally blew me away…

First of all, it must have been specially designed for WVGA screens because it simply looked gorgeous on my Omnia 2. Throw in some soothing rainforest sounds, excellent graphics of the dew droplets and smooth user interface sliding of droplets, I have to admit this could be arguably one of the best games ever designed for touch screen mobile phones.

Now the overall objective of Droplets is to ‘fling’ the droplets on the screen on one another, eliminating one after another, until in the end ONE droplet is left. Sounds easy? Think again. It can become quite challenging in the more advanced stages where more and more droplets come your way. To make it more challenging, version 2.0 comes with two additional features – an ‘Eight-ball’ droplet, where it has to be the last droplet remaining, and ‘Ladybugs’, which could be placed anywhere on the screen where it blocks the path of any droplet.

In essence, Droplets 2.0 is a strategic thinking game that challenges you to work your brains out to think several steps ahead to solve the problem. It is certainly addictive and with more than 300 levels thrown in, it will be some time before you ‘d want to change this game.

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Mobile Requirements: Touch Screen WVGA Phone, supports Android and Windows Mobile 6.5 and above

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Addictive, challenging strategic game that looks incredibly gorgeous on WVGA screens

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